Maddox is washed up, I guess. Ran out of ideas. No longer cool. Trying to do what Tucker did and capitalize on his early "success" I guess you could call it through book deals, though I strongly hesitated to type that word even with the parentheses.

One post in 2009 - not even an April Fool's joke in there. He's grown into the adult version of himself, sputtering rants on how to properly use grammar and spell words correctly. Wow, what an awesome pirate! He can read! (and write and do math, doesn't mean he can be the Master of the Universe, muahahahah)

3 posts in 2010.. really only 2.

21 posts from 2006 to now. Not even that many if you consider some are only 2 sentences.

hey hey, actually a decnet article http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?hl=en&gbv=2&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=234l234l0l344l1l1l0l0l0l0l0l0ll0l0&q=cache:vTAdSTnfn4AJ:http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=puns+http%3A//www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi%3Fu%3Dpuns&ct=clnk not sure where he gets the idea that DMB is the whitest band. isn't country music the ultimate white music? You know the funniest thing about this article? He's talking about reading another guy's comments ona message board for lonely guys.. hahahahahahaha, he's a lonely guy is the only thing that can be assumed. of course, he doesn't address it. why would he? it's there in plain writing.

Dragon Age 2 is really easy. Well, put it this way. I think I've only completely died 3 times total in 60% of the game. The ultimate boss halfway throug hthe game? easier than both dragons you fight. Go with 2 rogues (one for up close action, the other for ranged attacks, and 2 mages, one for healing, one for damage). Not sure if warriors are good or not, they tend to die the easiest even compared to rogues and my really weak 3rd mage who I no longer use 'cause she dies too easily.

With your main mage, put all of your points in the healing part. 'cause the one spell directly heals all nearby allies, and when it's activated, you can't use any offensive spells, anyway. So you're effectively wasting skill points by putting it into fireball and the like.

the other mage, no idea. the spells for putting continuous damage on an enemy are probably most effective along with area of effect spells - they don't harm the party.

Rogues are by far the most powerful units in the game - both of mine are up to 82 damage per second.. my mages are only around 44. no idea on the warriors, maybe they'd be at 60. but they can't heal. With the one spell you get with the healer, anytime your party members die, you can cast the spell and it automatically raises all dead allies.. then you group heal to get them close to full health, and there's a 3rd spell where they aren't injured. (Normally, any time a party member dies, they need an injury potion to get rid of injury or suffer a decreased HP/mana/stamina and do less damage i think. it's never a problem 'cause you never run out of health potions or injury potions 'cause you always pick them up on dead bodies which makes no sense.. why does a skeleton need a stamina potion or mana potion?) the closest I've come to running out was around 3 health potions and that's only 'cause I had to use 5 or 6 to take out the main boss.

the rogue, i have 3 attacks that perform automatic critical hits, and one of these spells is with BOTH daggers. it's not even fair.. this particular spell regenerates every 15 seconds.. my backstab is an automatic critical hit every 10 seconds. there's a 3rd spell that regenerates probably every 20 seconds or 25, i dont use it as much 'cause 1) I can't, and 2) it doesn't do as much damage as the double critical hit. most of the enemies are pretty weak, anyway. 3 or 4 hits (with a duel wield is really only 2 hits) and they're dead.

no idea why i'm even talking about the game.. gotta say it's addictive when you can't do much 'cause of an injured back. always more quests take are really pointless but it gives me something to do, i guess.