I played two games. first game was against a douche who took montreal. the guy sucked, but get this,.
the two goals he scored were both bullshit illegitimate no-skilled not even glitching, but pure shit. i know distinctly both goals were backhanders from the lower-ish L slot. and both I fucking hit the guy, he drops to his knee, stumbles, then puts out a weak ass backahnder. and both of em went in.
second goal was from Gionta. I yelled in the Mic "GIonta couldn't score a fucking goal if his life depended on it, especially not one where he can't even stay on his skates"
scored with 2 min left, but that was it.
second game, guy took detroit. I was up 2-0, then 2-1, then after he scored I got an easy cross crease.
he was trying to do his figure skating shit. so I get set up in the zone and pass the puck around, skate around., pass, and he eventually quit. Two can tango at that game. It's no fun, so dont fuckin do it dick.
yeah, no way you can get that puck man. the F's dont challenge the D near the blue line, and if the user takes control, it leaves the man open near the corner boards. if you're set up in backdoor or whatever, where the player gets behind the net, you can pass back to him. always unchallenged, skate around, pass to D, other D, back to D, up to corner, back to D, back to corner. cant stop it. and the funny thing is you could skate in teh slot at some point for an easy chance, but with the lead why give up the puck? haha
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