Re: [Madness Writers] 7/02/2013 12:53:00 AM

sir?  never call a drill sergeant sir, "I work for a living", basically 6-6 or so, unlike officers, who work 9-5.

 

jimmy was telling me a story a long while ago, scolding a soldier for something stupid. the kid looked like he wasnt paying attention, so jimmy asked him "what did I just say?"

 

"I dont know, sergeant"

 

"why not?"

 

"uhhh........ this reminds me of my wife, and I went 'click click delete'"

 

soldier got off scott free for humor.

On Tue, Jul 2, 2013 at 3:53 AM, Madness <nayrrizdaed@gmail.com> wrote:

You dont have to know anything about Wong, it's easy to figure out he isn't very physically fit/active.  

One of the drill instructors asked Wong, "Wong, have you ever played a goddarn sport in your life?!"

They weren't expecting an answer and were surprised when Wong yelled from the ground, "Yes, sir!"

"Really?" the drill instructor asked. "What sport did you play?"

"Football, sir!"

Looking through the door frame I saw two drill instructors look at each other in disbelief. "Really, Wong, you played football? What position did you play?"

Wong yelled, "It was John Madden Football, sir!"

I watched as one of the drill instructors walked out of the room trying to control a laugh.

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Posted By Madness to Madness Writers at 7/02/2013 12:53:00 AM