Misperception: They are a solely a regional favorite.

  Reality: They've sold over 300,000 CDs.

uh, doesn't that make them regional? maybe not strictly, but still... 42 CDs sold per day over 20 years. That's not a bad figure, but it took them how long to get to this point?  How do they even make money? They obviously weren't doin' it through selling CDs, and since they were pretty local for most of their career, they obviously weren't livin' the high life.  They must be pretty passionate about it, 'cause most people would have given up 15-19 years ago.  

 From the scorching guitars of 'Trampoline' to the storytelling of 'Midnight Rose', the new songs deliver a real rock band playing real instruments. Add in overlapping vocals, driving percussion and great hooks, and you've got a cohesive collection of muscular music from a seasoned band that knows their trade.    (you could say this stuff about any band.)  Clarks suck. Nothing else to be said.

http://www.newyorker.com/talk/2012/04/02/120402ta_talk_mcgrath  Some good jabs in there.  

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/issuecartoons/2012/04/02/cartoons_20120326?printable=true "Bro, no!" haha.  did a good job at making them look like dumb jocks.  hahahaha, the etch a sketch. You'd have to read about Santorum and Romney to get that one.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/anaheim-ducks-upset-over-mindboggling-disallowed-goal-vs-045227884.html Just read the comments. Wysh is a fag. No way that's interference, not even by the letter of the law.   Ah, you read it already.  Yeah, what a joke. 

As far as gas tanks on motorcycles over the winter, you basically have to put fuel stabilizer in it to keep the impurities from settling. .that's what I read.

You're right, BleacherReport is a joke, they write a ton of articles just to get page views, sometimes the same article written in a supposedly different premise but it's the same thing.