cheapest flight tickets would be $735 to new orleans and back for 2 adults.

southwest is $1310 for 2 people. but hey, you get free checked in bags.

i think we'll be driving. still takes 6 hours in flights with a layover. add an hour to get to the airport, 2 hours waiting for the flight. 30 minutes from the airport to the hotel. no car. an hour to wait for luggage at worst. that's 10 hours or so..

gonna cost probably $200 in gas. i think i'll take $200 over $735 anyday. going to Peru next month, need taht money, son.

yeah, i'm bored