Crazy story

http://www.businessweek.com/printer/articles/110752-in-virginias-fairfax-county-robbing-banks-for-the-cia

from 1957 - 1966, the Celtics won the NBA championship.. oh wait, they lost in 58. still, 9 out of 10 years. 10 out of 12 (they didn't make it to the finals in 67) if you go from '57 to '69. must have been some bad basketball back then. who says it still isn't? haha

Since being traded to Toronto, Kessel has 252 points. Tyler Seguin and Dougie Hamilton have combined for 137 with the Boston Bruins. And yes, I know the Bruins have won a Stanley Cup.



Over the past three seasons, Ovechkin has 204 points, or seven more than Phil Kessel, who really does deserve more accolades than Southern Ontario seems willing to give him



stamkos and st. louis with most points. what a sham. almost played like 12 more games or whatever.



don't know if you saw last night, dupuis kunitz are 1 and 2 in +/-, crosby was 4th i think, would have been 1 if he didn't get hurt. toews was 3rd, bergeron 5th, those guys are always high due to their defensive focus.



haha, ovie has 50% of his goals on the PP. stamkos wtih like 35%. Neal 9 out of 21 so 44% or so.

chael sonnen lost to jon jones. boooom. gonna have to download that fight. hey jim, did you watch it?

haha, wow, what an nHL 13 move by Cookie.  i see why you ddin't think that'd work.  I passed out last night, man.  

dang, columbus tied with Minnesota, out of the playoffs.

pitt and chicago only teams with more than 30 wins.

dannnnnng, ottawa and boston both have to win tonight to move up.. boston would go from 4th to 2nd, ottawa from 7th to 8th. gotta go to work , have fun

Re: [Madness Writers] Fwd: [Madness Writers] 4/27/2013 10:30:00 AM

air patriots is one of the most boring games ive ever played, played it a few months ago.  didnt even last one level it was extremely boring.

On Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 3:32 PM, Madness <nayrrizdaed@gmail.com> wrote:

Anomaly blows
Spelltower blows
Carcassonne blows

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From: "Madness" <nayrrizdaed@gmail.com>
Date: Apr 27, 2013 1:30 PM
Subject: [Madness Writers] 4/27/2013 10:30:00 AM
To: <daedalus311@gmail.com>

some games maybe worth checking out



FieldRunners HD tower defense
Symphony of Eternity RPG
Carcassonne
the dark knight rises
Air Patriots tower defense
anomaly warzone earth - you mentioned this before for PC i think, said it wasn't great.. who knows
Granny Smith
spelltower
super stickman golf 2 (first wasn't bad, but not great)

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Posted By Madness to Madness Writers at 4/27/2013 10:30:00 AM

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Posted By Madness to Madness Writers at 4/27/2013 12:32:00 PM

Fwd: [Madness Writers] 4/27/2013 10:30:00 AM

Anomaly blows
Spelltower blows
Carcassonne blows

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From: "Madness" <nayrrizdaed@gmail.com>
Date: Apr 27, 2013 1:30 PM
Subject: [Madness Writers] 4/27/2013 10:30:00 AM
To: <daedalus311@gmail.com>

some games maybe worth checking out



FieldRunners HD tower defense
Symphony of Eternity RPG
Carcassonne
the dark knight rises
Air Patriots tower defense
anomaly warzone earth - you mentioned this before for PC i think, said it wasn't great.. who knows
Granny Smith
spelltower
super stickman golf 2 (first wasn't bad, but not great)

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Posted By Madness to Madness Writers at 4/27/2013 10:30:00 AM

some games maybe worth checking out



FieldRunners HD tower defense
Symphony of Eternity RPG
Carcassonne
the dark knight rises
Air Patriots tower defense
anomaly warzone earth - you mentioned this before for PC i think, said it wasn't great.. who knows
Granny Smith
spelltower
super stickman golf 2 (first wasn't bad, but not great)

homer announcers - 1) You don't have a TV. 2) Boston's has to be the worst. At least, that's how he's portrayed in the hockey blog world. Jack Adams or whatever the name. 3) I think the analysts and interviewers may be worse. "What do you have to do in the 2nd period to come back from this 1-0 deficit?" Well, sir, we gotta put the puck in the net, crash the crease, go hard, play our game. What else are they gonna say?



Boston and Ottawa play Sunday night. so lame. otherwise they could release the playoff schedule tomorrow. That game matters, too, because it determines both teams' seeding.

if i have to listen to one more homer announcer, steigy included, im gonna set my tv on fire.

 

extremely f'n annoying, man.  its 50000% obvious these announcers have never played hockey, and they try to make ordinary events seem heroic, something 3 year olds would do to impress their mommy.

 

good thing hockey players are humble. 

i didnt buy anything on amazon

did you buy anything on amazon?

 

theres a charge, looks like a charge amount for the credit card I have, but the charge isnt for a credit card (looks like it was for hte website).   i dont see anything bought, cant figure it out.

 

season 4 was good.  saw episode 1 of 5.  not really sure where the show can go from here, especially after destroying hte laptop evidence. cant even think of any loose ends.   

 

 

http://www.dissentmagazine.org/online_articles/feminisms-tipping-point-who-wins-from-leaning-in pretty good critique on one view of feminism

season 4 after 6 episodes is pretty lame so far.  nothing much exciting happenin.  probably  builds up to something good, but so far not too exciting.

 

no idea who that Mike guy is. the guy that comes and gets all the drugs out of jessies house?  pretty sure his name wasnt mike.  d the dead girls father is an air traffic controller and isnt named mike, no idea how that fits into the story, lame season ending cuz why do i care about a tddy bear in a pool or a plane explosion.  doenst set up a big bang season 3.

 

ill watch some this weekend though, show definitely got a lot better.  the king pin shows up as a concerned businessman to the detective's office, oooooo, suspense! 

Re: [Madness Writers] 4/18/2013 07:35:00 AM

yeah dude hte wife is fuckin annoying.  looks like that guy from Boondock Saints...Green Lantern i think he plays too.  evil mouth/grin/smile.  way too wide.

 

i just watched the episode where the girl overdoses.  extremely predictable "Tomorrow daddy"  yeah, we know where that delay is headed.

 

then Jesse leaves, but Mr white comes back and watches the overdose, and the father (mayb his name is Mike?  doenst seem very cool)

 

atlas shrugged I read the first 100 or so pages twice, never got past it, though it was a decent book.

 

i watched the highlights, came home after the game ended.  we lost like 10-2, the first period was 2-1, close game, then they blew us up.

 

we had a LOT of opportuniteis to score and couldnt find the net.  i had two breakaways, shortside just wide and the second I hit the far side post, came back into the goalie, no rebound.  made an amazing pass to a teammate from behind the net to the slot, couldnt find hte back of the net.  another pay was a tic tac toe, all three of us in the mid slot.  middle to me on the right, immediately back to the left, mid guy touched it, but went to left guy, wide open net and the goalie must have made an amazing save, I couldnt see past the D man.

 

im crosby out there baby, woooo!

 

game tonight. should do much better.

 

i played hard last night, never got tired, then every day I wake up after hockey Im fricken exhausted.  doesnt help i couldnt fall asleep well, and i woke up every dya this week 15 min before the alarm.

 

 

 

 

 

 

On Thu, Apr 18, 2013 at 10:35 AM, Madness <nayrrizdaed@gmail.com> wrote:

2 things



1) Breaking Bad - anytime the wife was in the episode, it sucked. Any other time it was at least watchable. I'm telling you man, season 4. I don't remember season 2 except the girlfriend got killed from overdose and Mike comes in.. best character in the show, probably. It was lame how Aaron (whatever the kid's name is) stopped doing drugs and separated from Walter. It happens a lot actually. But the first time is lame as hell. Season 3 picks back up, season 4 is the meat and potatoes.. I dont remember much about season 5, I'd probably have to watch it again. I know the end was a cliffhanger, tried to build suspense. we'll see what's up this summer.



2) you watch teh game last night? it was 4-0 like 22 minutes into the game. After Friday night, we'll see where the Pens are 'cause they play Boston. Without Malkin/Crosby/Martin/Neal. Those 4 come back and it's game over man. Morrow and Sutter both got 2 goals, was hoping at least one would get a hattie. no dice



3) Atlas Shrugged - good book. Ayn Rand definitely understands the human condition/psyche. I'm about 11% of the way through. Definitley not a bad read. If it's not a classic, I'd be surprised. The writing style flows pretty well though it's definitely not the greatest. THe plot works really well, the characters are believable, the dialogue for the most part makes sense (the only part that doesn't is when the CEO of his own metal company goes home late, everybody chastises him, and he doesn't say anything.. it's all internal dialogue/emotion. 100% just like Dexter. I wouldn't say it's not believable, it just doesn't seem real.)

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Posted By Madness to Madness Writers at 4/18/2013 07:35:00 AM

2 things



1) Breaking Bad - anytime the wife was in the episode, it sucked. Any other time it was at least watchable. I'm telling you man, season 4. I don't remember season 2 except the girlfriend got killed from overdose and Mike comes in.. best character in the show, probably. It was lame how Aaron (whatever the kid's name is) stopped doing drugs and separated from Walter. It happens a lot actually. But the first time is lame as hell. Season 3 picks back up, season 4 is the meat and potatoes.. I dont remember much about season 5, I'd probably have to watch it again. I know the end was a cliffhanger, tried to build suspense. we'll see what's up this summer.



2) you watch teh game last night? it was 4-0 like 22 minutes into the game. After Friday night, we'll see where the Pens are 'cause they play Boston. Without Malkin/Crosby/Martin/Neal. Those 4 come back and it's game over man. Morrow and Sutter both got 2 goals, was hoping at least one would get a hattie. no dice



3) Atlas Shrugged - good book. Ayn Rand definitely understands the human condition/psyche. I'm about 11% of the way through. Definitley not a bad read. If it's not a classic, I'd be surprised. The writing style flows pretty well though it's definitely not the greatest. THe plot works really well, the characters are believable, the dialogue for the most part makes sense (the only part that doesn't is when the CEO of his own metal company goes home late, everybody chastises him, and he doesn't say anything.. it's all internal dialogue/emotion. 100% just like Dexter. I wouldn't say it's not believable, it just doesn't seem real.)

oil came within 8 ticks of entry last night, dropped about $1500 on one contract, might even go to tp1 which was $2500 or something.

 

gold came up some but didnt enter.

 

no trades for the day so far, and highly doubt any will happen.  maybe tomorrow or friday.

bullshit that, with 5-6 games left, st louis and stamkos are 3 pts behind crosby, meaning unless crosby comes back a few games before the playoffs (to get some good conditioning, if anything) , he's gonna lose the Art Ross.  thats bs man.  56 pts in 36 games, 1.56 pts/gm.  stamkos and crybaby have 1.23 pt/game

 

not even close.

watched 2 episodes of breaking bad last night, near the ned of season 2...pretty sure i skipped a few episodes, but i dont have em on the computer, so must have watched em if i deleted them.

 

definitely got a lot better.  almost gave up on it.

 

 

Chicago - Pitt next year outdoors. What a game that will be.  Probably will be a rematch of this year's Finals.

crazy

On a screen behind the lectern at the briefing, Doug McCuistion, the director of the Mars program, projected a poster with a halftime score on it: Mars 24, Earth 15. Of the thirty-nine spacecraft sent before Curiosity, less than forty per cent had reached the planet. "Mars is hard," he said.

 

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2013/04/22/130422fa_fact_bilger?currentPage=all

Re: playoff predictions

http://penguinssauce.com/2013/04/were-talking-about-playoffs/

east is pretty much settled. winnipeg ain't making it. 14% chance. that leaves only 8 teams in the running, realistically.



pens have 96% chance of clinching east. if they win 3 and go to OT in a 4th, they definitely clinch, though realisticaly they probably only need to win 2 or 3 to get #1 seed. only 6 games left, i dont even care man. they play boston and montreal this week i think,



west has 3 4 teams fighting for that last spot. dallas, detroit, phoenix, and columbus. i'd say dallas and detroit make it. doesnt' matter, none of those teams are gonna win the cup.



chicago lost all 3 games against anaheim this year.



top 4 are locked in the west.







The Maple Leafs only had 5 shots on goal in the first period versus Montreal. They scored four times. The last team to have that kind of first was the Pittsburgh Penguins on Oct 25, 1990, versus the Quebec Nordiques.

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahah. Detroit in 9th and tied with Columbus.  

Hope they continue falling

pitt is 31-10, chicago is 31-5-4 (effectively 31-9), anaheim is 27-9-4 (27-13). no other team has less than 15 losses (Montreal is 26-10-5). I'd say CHIcago Pens finals, what a series that would be. I'd go with Pittsburgh due to depth, but that would probably be the greatest finals to watch.

figure it out, man. opens up a world of possibilities if you do. why'd that guy stop doing it?

Re: [Madness Writers] 4/13/2013 07:11:00 PM

 i had the last half of the game on, paid attention to maybe 8 minutes.

got my 4000 from the rest of the tax return friday. 

still working on this strategy.   I found an indicator that may prove invaluable, but too early to say.

On Sat, Apr 13, 2013 at 10:11 PM, Madness <nayrrizdaed@gmail.com> wrote:

I didn't watch 1 second of the game, and you know what? It felt good. A pointless game. like I said before, only the playoffs matter, man.

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Posted By Madness to Madness Writers at 4/13/2013 07:11:00 PM

I didn't watch 1 second of the game, and you know what? It felt good. A pointless game. like I said before, only the playoffs matter, man.

Re: [Madness Writers] 4/13/2013 07:04:00 PM

fleury stopped that breakaway at the end, always good for those.

missing their top three O and 2nd best D.

also played the worst team in the league.

On Sat, Apr 13, 2013 at 10:04 PM, Madness <nayrrizdaed@gmail.com> wrote:

boooom! morrow iwht the empty netter. 15-4 without crosby or malkin in the lineup. 1-0 with both out. if they get neal, martin, crosby, and malkin back for the playoffs, it won't even be a contest. they have everybody, man. i'd say the ONLY shaky part might be the goaltending, but fleury isn't that bad.

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Posted By Madness to Madness Writers at 4/13/2013 07:04:00 PM

boooom! morrow iwht the empty netter. 15-4 without crosby or malkin in the lineup. 1-0 with both out. if they get neal, martin, crosby, and malkin back for the playoffs, it won't even be a contest. they have everybody, man. i'd say the ONLY shaky part might be the goaltending, but fleury isn't that bad.

Re: playoff predictions

devils and jets played themselves out of the playoffs..  devils are 2-4-4 last 10.    yeah, taht reminds me. hawks have one less loss than pens, but 4 OT losses, 4 more points.  oh well.

 

top 5 hasnt changed: bruins, pens, cans, hawks, ducks.    but vancouver and craps are 8-2-0 last 10, really showing signs.

 

i had phoenix making it.  they are pretty much done.  unless the wangs fuck up. 

 

pens

rags    1.  pens

                                  pens

cans  4.   cans

leafs

                                               great matchup, sayin pens.

craps  3. craps

ott 

                               bruins

bos   2. bos

isles

 

 

west ill do top 4, great matchups

 

hawks         hawks

kings

                                                    hawks    no way hawks arent making the playoffs, unless injuries prevail.

ducks         could be either

vanc

 

 

let's update these predictions shall we.


its safe to say that these teams are in the playoffs:

East:  pens, canadiens, ruins.     west: ducks, hawks,     one of these teams, if remain healthy, win the cup.   pens have the firepower, ruins have D, who has the best G?  might be the hawks.


west is too close, ducks and hawks are the only teams that matter.  kings, nucks, st louis, phoenix will make it.    SJ or Detroit for last spot.

east: pens, ruins, can, ott, rags, devils, canes, jets. 

On Fri, Feb 15, 2013 at 7:13 PM, Sean <seanmichaelross@gmail.com> wrote:

dang....carolina one less game than pens. 1 less point.  close race in the east

wow, buffalo in last place in the east.  no surprise that columbus in last overall....dang, they're tied with LA for last with 10 points.  7 teams with 11 points. 


told myself Id make a playoff prediction once a month.  about that time again.


pitt
boston
carolina
rags
Tampa
Devils
Flyers
(last two dont matter.  maybe lightning and ..montreal, who knows or cares)



west
chicago
anaheim
vanc
nash
SJ
Detroit
STL
Ill say minnesota but i dont really believe it. more the oilers...no idea how the hell they arent good with all those young guys.  eberle is phenomenal, and he isnt even the best player on the team.

top 5 at end of season

chicago, san jose, vancouver, pitt, devils,

never watched mad men, probably never will

check it out jim

www.upstart.com

 

You can get people to invest in you to fulfill your goals, basically you can get people to invest in you starting a gym or nutritional business, or whatever you want to do.

 

Looks like you you pay a pretty small percentage yearly for 10 years, the % is dependent upon how much investment you want..the more money you take on, the more % you pay up to looks like 7% max.  the % can go up if you dont pay one year (if you make less than $30,000 in a year, you don't pay any %, but I dont remember if you have to pay more the following year).

 

  Looks like a really good deal man.  I'd look into it.    

 

 

breaking bad is rated the best show of last year, followed by mad men.

 

ever watch mad men?  looks to be one of the better shows, but who knows.

Montreal Canadiens: Winners of five of six, they have an open path to the top spot in the Eastern Conference. The injury-riddled Penguins are faltering and the Canadiens play six of their final 10 games against non-playoff teams as of now.
3		1	Pittsburgh Penguins: After a 6-1 thrashing at the hands of the Rangers, the Penguins responded with a better defensive effort in a 2-1 shootout win in the rematch two nights later. That's where the focus will need to be over the last three weeks with so many key players missing.

 

no way anaheim is ranked 9th.

 

no idea how Pens are behind montreal.  sure, injuires might take pens to 2nd in the east, big deal.  playin the rags over the isles, unless someone goes on a big winning streak, standings arent gonna change much.   probably a better situation for the pens to play the rags over the isles, who knows.

 

boston is playing toronto it looks liek 1st round. 

watched season 1 of breaking bad, halfway through season 2.  

eh, dexter's much better.  this show is alright but its nowhere close to one of the best shows.

the foreshadowing on this show is a joke.  the "plot twists" get pretty predictable after the first or second time.

the criminal suspension-of-disbelief is a joke .   the uncle guy on the DEA force basically says the only person who could be making this kind of drug is Walter, especially after questioning walter about the missing school supplies, but the guy never connects the dots?   come on, lets get real.  walter has a specialty in crystallization for crying out loud.

at least dexter has the inner monologues, this show just puts in silence.  pretty annoying after the first few episodes.  everyone knows whats going on, why bother with faux suspense.

the "family life" drama is pretty fucking stupid.  got a retard on one side, a worthless stay at home mom/wife on the other.  its actually surprising nobody suspects Walter of adultery.  which brings me to the next point.  he's gone most of the time in season 1, and they believe him when he says he's out taking a naturely stroll.  its believable, but they dont press the issue. at least Dexter, he might not be believable either, but it at least entertains.  this show is mostly drama with a few stupid plot twists.

the "cancer" situation is laughable, and probably offensive to families who have members with such illnesses.  especially a cancer that's spread to the lymph nodes, doesnt sound like very good prospects to me (but I dont really know), and yet after a few episodes he basically stops coughing.

he's not fuckin sick, and he clearly doesn't have cancer.  offensive!

the criminal aspect of the show is laughable as well.  the writer(s) clearly don't have experience to have such a weak police force on the case.

i give the show an average 5 out of 10.  

the only place this show can go is:  money situation gets worse, cancer probably gets worse (and more believable), and clearly the drug trade gets worse with police on the case, and probably other cartels entering the city.

doesn't even sound interesting man.

Re: [Madness Writers] 4/06/2013 06:54:00 PM

i dont have sound on the computer.    

ill be around. probably gonna spend some time trying to figure out these trading numbers tomorrow, and definuitely doing it at work for most of the week.,  

On Sat, Apr 6, 2013 at 9:54 PM, Madness <nayrrizdaed@gmail.com> wrote:

me and emily watched that earlier. I'd say it was an OK hit.. i dont know why he has to fly in the air everytime, though. You'd probably have to charge to be an eagle like that. even the one announcer said that it looked like Kronwall took the worst of the hit.



i'm gonna give you a call tomorrow probably, gotta talk to you about some stuff

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Posted By Madness to Madness Writers at 4/06/2013 06:54:00 PM

me and emily watched that earlier. I'd say it was an OK hit.. i dont know why he has to fly in the air everytime, though. You'd probably have to charge to be an eagle like that. even the one announcer said that it looked like Kronwall took the worst of the hit.



i'm gonna give you a call tomorrow probably, gotta talk to you about some stuff

i dont understand this.  its a bullshit hit, I say its charging but apparently its legal.

http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/niklas-kronwall-destroys-jamie-mcginn-hit-adding-another-050851593--nhl.html

standings in the west are pretty much locked down.

east, devils are pretty much the only team fighting for a spot against the rags and isles.

flyers have a very small chance of making it.25% according to the one site.

craps shouldnt even be in the playoffs, devils should be in their place with the east pretty much locked down, too.

Re: [Madness Writers] mma HERO in the works right here folks

haha, reality-checking our hero.    i have that article saved, probably won't read it though.  christ, kneeing an air opponent? he's gotta be mentally slow, man.

On Tue, Apr 2, 2013 at 7:07 PM, Madness <nayrrizdaed@gmail.com> wrote:

"I'll hurt a guy real bad," Garrett brags. "I'll be covered in too much blood, and I'll keep hurting him. Kick him in the mouth so hard the mouth guard flies out."

 

s----o far sounds like a real  HERO, lets continue.

 

Finding a fight takes time. My friend Chris is going to get me a fight."    ---  no worries, no experience still translates into HERO.

 

His black wifebeater reveals the tattoo of a black Punisher skull engulfed in black flames near his left shoulder.

 

--- cuz this is what a HERO wears. every HERO.

 

 He's kneeing an imaginary opponent in the face before dropping to his knees to pound the thin, smelly air into submission

 

-- HAHAHAHAHAHHAH go  HERO  go!

 

At the gym, he's not Garrett Holeve, the guy with Down syndrome. He's G-Money, an up-and-coming fighter with big ambitions.

 

-- G MONEY, the name of a true HERO! Everyone's HERO!

 

Visualizing his first professional fight, Garrett snaps his foot into the air and says, "That's the kick I do," demonstrating an impressive combination of limberness, balance, and power. "Knockout."

---  HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

 

"I hate to say it, but it's almost like he was a bigot," Susan says. He really had this sense of superiority, and he just wanted nothing to do with them."

 

--Pre-requisite for a HERO: bigotry.

 

Garrett looks up midchew and says, "I'll beat the shit out of him," referring to Brown. Why? "Because he beats women."

 

-- What a HERO!

 

"He thinks he can date typical girls his age, but that's just not going to happen," his mom says. "I tell him that I wanted to marry Brad Pitt and I got your dad, so you have to lower your standards somewhere."

-- Is someone reality-checking our HERO?   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Another commenter says Garrett has an unfair advantage because of "retard strength,"

-- HEROs arent retards! 

In reality, Garrett will never make it as a professional. No matter how much time he spends in the gym, no matter how much weight he can bench-press, that one extra chromosome has imparted a permanent disadvantage.

- Finally, some common sense.  Horrible fricken writer.   Awful writer, I'll amend.

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Posted By Madness to Madness Writers at 4/02/2013 04:07:00 PM

Re: [Madness Writers] 4/02/2013 05:39:00 PM

762 206 1769

what's your work number?

ah, was gonna say, bruins are getting Soderberg (never played in the NHL, and probably never played on NHL sized ice) and some other guy who has like 80 NHL games and less than 10 pts, both in mid twenties.   and boston is excited abotu that?  HAHAHAHAHAH

how the hell does Steve Ott score against the Pens?  second game this year he's scored.

 

ryan lambert said a while ago Ott is worthless.  lambert, if anyone, is worthless, but yeah, Ott isnt that good.

 

 

was gonna say something else, forget.

 

how the hell does Steve Ott score against the Pens?  second game this year he's scored.

 

ryan lambert said a while ago Ott is worthless.  lambert, if anyone, is worthless, but yeah, Ott isnt that good.

 

 

was gonna say something else, forget.

 

gretzky had 1.92 pts/game in his career.

 

lemieux had almost 600 less games, 1.88 pts/game.

 

both phenomenal players.

mma HERO in the works right here folks

"I'll hurt a guy real bad," Garrett brags. "I'll be covered in too much blood, and I'll keep hurting him. Kick him in the mouth so hard the mouth guard flies out."

 

s----o far sounds like a real  HERO, lets continue.

 

Finding a fight takes time. My friend Chris is going to get me a fight."    ---  no worries, no experience still translates into HERO.

 

His black wifebeater reveals the tattoo of a black Punisher skull engulfed in black flames near his left shoulder.

 

--- cuz this is what a HERO wears. every HERO.

 

 He's kneeing an imaginary opponent in the face before dropping to his knees to pound the thin, smelly air into submission

 

-- HAHAHAHAHAHHAH go  HERO  go!

 

At the gym, he's not Garrett Holeve, the guy with Down syndrome. He's G-Money, an up-and-coming fighter with big ambitions.

 

-- G MONEY, the name of a true HERO! Everyone's HERO!

 

Visualizing his first professional fight, Garrett snaps his foot into the air and says, "That's the kick I do," demonstrating an impressive combination of limberness, balance, and power. "Knockout."

---  HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

 

"I hate to say it, but it's almost like he was a bigot," Susan says. He really had this sense of superiority, and he just wanted nothing to do with them."

 

--Pre-requisite for a HERO: bigotry.

 

Garrett looks up midchew and says, "I'll beat the shit out of him," referring to Brown. Why? "Because he beats women."

 

-- What a HERO!

 

"He thinks he can date typical girls his age, but that's just not going to happen," his mom says. "I tell him that I wanted to marry Brad Pitt and I got your dad, so you have to lower your standards somewhere."

-- Is someone reality-checking our HERO?   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Another commenter says Garrett has an unfair advantage because of "retard strength,"

-- HEROs arent retards! 

In reality, Garrett will never make it as a professional. No matter how much time he spends in the gym, no matter how much weight he can bench-press, that one extra chromosome has imparted a permanent disadvantage.

- Finally, some common sense.  Horrible fricken writer.   Awful writer, I'll amend.

Re: [Madness Writers] 4/02/2013 11:07:00 AM

i was thinkin the pens have the cap space, they could have gone after him, mostly to prevent boston or any other team from getting him.

jagr is good, but he's also 41 or something.

all those boston criers can now wipe their tears, but its still not perfection.

malkin, neal, iginla
crosby, kunitz, dupes,

morrow, sutter, cooke

i mean come on. how does Chara defend that?

On Tue, Apr 2, 2013 at 2:07 PM, Madness <nayrrizdaed@gmail.com> wrote:

Jagr to Bruins. booom.   Bruins gonna get Jagr'ed.  No way they're winning the cup. 

Derek Roy to Canucks.. they're now better.  

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Posted By Madness to Madness Writers at 4/02/2013 11:07:00 AM

Jagr to Bruins. booom.   Bruins gonna get Jagr'ed.  No way they're winning the cup. 

Derek Roy to Canucks.. they're now better.  

UPMC spokesman Chuck Finder said UPMC's contract with the Penguins, as well as with the Steelers, prohibits UPMC doctors from talking to anyone about any medical procedures involving players unless the teams authorize them. The Penguins are not allowing UPMC's doctors to talk about Mr. Crosby's surgery.



I wonder why?

http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/sports/penguins/with-titanium-plates-crosbys-jaw-expected-to-heal-quickly-681738/ some good comments on that article, too

Inception is known for having a soundtrack that went BWONG every three minutes and accompanied an infuriatingly open-ended final scene designed to make you argue with your date as you left the cinema. Leonardo DiCaprio plays Cobb, a widower who invades people's dreams to plant ideas in their subconscious. Each dream-planter has a personal object, or totem, to let them know if they're in a dream or in the real world, because getting lost in someone's head without realizing it is a legitimate concern in this line of work.

Cobb's totem was a spinning top: If it kept spinning forever it meant he was dreaming, and if it fell down he was not. In the last scene, Cobb makes the top spin on a table ... and then the movie cuts to black. So did it keep spinning or not? The Internet has been furiously debating this for years and we are no closer to an answer.

For our money, Cobb was definitely a replicant.

The Theory:

... and that's because we've been looking in the wrong direction. The top was never Cobb's totem -- it was his wedding ring all along. This is based on the fact that, every time we see Cobb's hand in the dream world, he happens to have the ring on it; you can see it in the opening scene, and again in that crazy dream in the cafe.

In fact he keeps flashing it to the chick from Juno, because he knows she's into married dudes.

Meanwhile, every time we see Cobb's hand in the real world, he doesn't have it. It's not there on any of the present-day, non-dream scenes at the beginning, and it's not there in the last few scenes ... meaning that the ending wasn't a dream. Check it out, this is right before he makes the top spin and the director pulls a The Sopranos on us:

Close the Internet, we're done.

Keep in mind, Cobb never said the top was his totem. Seriously, go back and rewatch the movie: He doesn't. We see him clutching the top in his hand when Juno asks about totems, but there's a good reason for him to do that: The top belonged to his dead wife, and, as the movie doesn't hesitate to show us, Cobb is still slightly hung up on her.

To the point where every time he goes to sleep, she chases him like a freaking Terminator.

In the movie we're told that totems must be something unique that only the owner knows well. Since the top was previously his wife's, that means Cobb must have had another totem before, right? The ring seems like a perfect choice. He stopped wearing it when she died, but was too cheap to buy a new totem.

Now that that's settled, let us put this movie to rest and overanalyze something else. What the fuck was that monkey Lincoln statue at the end of Planet of the Apes, anyway?

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_20347_5-fan-theories-that-make-classic-movies-even-better_p2.html#ixzz2PFNKk2ND