hahahahahahaha, wow, what a line change. hahahahaha.  The only possible explanations are 1) he was really, extremely tired. 2) He was out there too long and wanted to give somene else some time to play.  STill, unexcusable.  

An EKG is when they hook up 12 leads to your body (chest, shoulders, legs, I think).  Yeha, it's really quick, takes more time to hook it up than it does to get it.  All they do is hook it up, press a button, and wait for the printout.  

A Stress Test is on a treadmill - they start off at a slow pace and gradually get to a faster pace and a higher incline, I believe.. ANyway, you should have no problem getting to the highest speed/incline.  Not really sure why they're doing it but I'd do it, find out if something with the heart is causing your chest to hurt and making it harder to breathe.  Never know, man.

Jeez, '60s style goaltending.  Oh yeah, dude, did you see those videos of Montreal/Detroit from the 50s?  Those guys played frickin' harder than I thought.  One guy actually shoved another guy into the boards, not boarding 'cause they were both standing, but it was a hard push.  Another guy checked a guy in open ice, and the goalie wasn't wearing a mask, comes out to challenge the half-breakaway wtih NO MASK.  no idea why they played wtih no mask.  I'm sure the guys couldn't shoot 100mph, but a 70mph slapper wouldn't feel much better.

Ineresting, you say the one Dman is probably the best player in the league, then later you say you're the best on the team, implying you're the best in the league.  haha, so which is it, son?