Friday, February 24, 2012

Re: [Madness Writers] 2/23/2012 05:30:00 PM

holy shit, hi heard people talkin about putting carter with the richards, how that'd be ideal.  i thought that was just fantasy talk. 
 
no way man, johsnon AND a first rounder?  well i guess this years draft sucks but still, cant be taht bad.
 
cryers gonna get hosed for making those shitty trades last year.  what idiots.  effectively killed their chances at a cup, Bryz, hahahahahahahahahahhaha
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tryin to get quarters todayu, hjve an appointment at 930 for my stress test and echo results, gonna be negative cuz its nto my heart, its my lungs,.
 
we'll see, right nowi  want quarters to get some rest.
 
hockey...eh, my legs were burning the last period.
 
first shfit of the game my linemates, a shitty girl and usually our third center, pretty good, even though its his first full season. 
 
i had 3 or 4 somewhat breakaways, Dman in the  middle as I'd come up the RW side.    shot first time, just missed TR, hit the post/net.  2nd time i saw the girl WIDE open in high slot, pass, almost scored.  she sucks but i make her look good.  that first shift she kept putting the puck dowt he boards from corner, always to me.  perfect positioning by both.
 
3rd time i faked the shot and passed to high slot to good guy, not sure what happened.  he's a right, pass coming from his right, threw him off just enough.
 
4th time drop pass high left slot. crash the net.  almost.
 
lost 3-0.  goalie comes out to get the puck or it'd be a breakaway, completely misses the puck, wide open goal.
 
next two were fuckin 5 holes. while the puck is in the crease bobblin around.  GOT THE FUCK DOWN.  i kept telling the teammates and other taem, take the fricken leg pads off him and giev us an extra attacker, cuz right nowe we have a traffic cone in net.
 
they scored a 4th, guess how?  5 hole, but apparently someone was in the crease, no dice.  i was pissed. that was at least the 3rd goal while I was out there.  one, im not backchecking if Im behind the oppsoing net, im not wasiting energy when i have 4 teammates.  2) USE YOUR FUCKIN LEG PADS.
 
had a graet chance in the third.  wide open net, rebound off goalie, im getting slashed in the crease, backhand it, goalie made a diving arm save.  
 
had another soemwhat breakaway, teammate stole the puck at point on an oppsoing rush, i was in the slot, he passes to me, turn, kinda fell, hit the goalie's chest, rebound.  layin on hte ice and whacked at it, but hit his foot and went wide.
 
one point i yelled "WHJAT THE FUCK" cuz the referee called me offsides, i was coming back to neutral from the O zone, puck crossed the line as my feet were on the line, i thought i was onside, he said off. 
 
teammates said off.  but i dont know, really close, to me it looked onsides. my skates were in the blue, out of the O zone, when the puck went in.  unless you have to be completely in the neutral zone, thast not offsides.  could be wrong.
 
anotehr time a teammate passed the puck, hits my skates as im on the blue line in a rush, crosses the line (no idea which crossed first), they called iot offsides.  i didnt argue cuz i wasnt sure but teammates said it was onside.
 
worst calls: near the end two guys going for the puck behind the net. opposing D, all i saw was him hit the boards and fall to the ice.  then the othe team booin.  after some crying the ref puts his hand up.  woman on our team, the good player, says "Youi dont even know what you're gonna call"..i was like :yeah, not even sure what penalty that was."  must have been boarding, but i didnt see it.
 
2nd worst. they ice it from in between theri D Blue and Red line.  no icing...woman says "Come on" as she was going back to get it, cuz she figured it was icing.  prety obvious it was.
 
she gets it, we do our rush, teammate hits the puck ON THE RED LINE and its icing, while an opposing D attempted to play the puck.  terrible call.
 
goalie sucked.  other goalie is the best in the league.  the first half the season goalies played on any team, we were 3-0.  then we got stuck with teh shitty goalie after they decided to make a goalie a "teammate", lost pretty much every game since.  1-3-13 or something.
 
 
On Thu, Feb 23, 2012 at 8:30 PM, Madness <nayrrizdaed@gmail.com> wrote:
holy shit, Jeff Carter to the Kings for Jack Johnson and a 1st rounder. crazy.  Jack Johnson was a US hockey player in the olympics, I believe.  Surprised they have to give up a 1st rounder.  The GM and Coach are both on the chopping block in LA, so I guess they have to make a huge move at this point.

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Posted By Madness to Madness Writers at 2/23/2012 05:30:00 PM

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